aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via beyoncescock)

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

(via teenscoolest)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie, via teenscoolest)

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

(via human)

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via beyoncescock)

do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

(via beyoncescock)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via human)

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via human)

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via human)

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

(via teenscoolest)